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Aries - You'd be mostly OK with having to return to work if it wasn't for that morning poop.
Taurus - Your gym will totally understand you canceling the membership, seeing as they’ve seen you a total of no times.
Gemini - You were hoping the technician would be able to fix your blue tooth, but apparently you actually need an oral surgeon.
Cancer - As you blow your candles out, you'll pose for a selfie with your only remaining post-pandemic pals: your bong, dab rig, and Sherlock.
Leo - You were all excited about your new semi truck until you realized, woah, it takes a special license to drive these things!
Virgo - Off in the distance, thunder. You’re sitting alone, in the dark, across from a Snickers bar. And things are about to get real bad for the Snickers.
Libra - You'll know you're getting old when your freaky sneeze makes the children cry.
Scorpio - The cicadas' death will bring upon a glorious autumn silence until your neighbor loses his mind and gets out the theremin.
Sagittarius - At first you'll feel guilt for accidentally running the creature over, until you realize, it's that bastard faun who betrayed your family.
Capricorn - You thought it’d be easy to coordinate activities for the seniors, but they’re growing real bored of Rock Paper Scissors.
Aquarius - Although amazed by your sudden engineering, your spouse won’t take kindly to having their CPAP machine into an eBong.
Pisces - The munchkins’ chant from your dream, “Giblets, Goblets and Goo!” will haunt you as you ride into town, terrified of what awaits you next.
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