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Aries - The first date would've gone well, if your allergy to bird-watching hadn't kicked in.
Taurus - It’s cold outside, but then, it’s cold inside too. Because you spent the utility bill money on a satchel and it was totally worth it.
Gemini - Your landlord wasn't happy when you brought a cow in the house, so you probably shouldn't tell him it's stuck in the attic.
Cancer - It was a night to remember at the opera. Nobody could figure out how you got on stage, much less, into that tiny leotard.
Leo - Eyes off your phone and pay more attention to life! Specifically, it's your turn to puff puff pass, and you're holding up the circle.
Virgo - The gravity in here is terrible, you'll think, before tumbling head-first into the trampoline with half-roasted blunt in hand.
Libra - The leaf-blower bong was a nice weekend novelty, but you shouldn't have brought it along to ski.
Scorpio - Nobody’s cried so much when they hurled before, but then, nobody’s eaten a party-sized Oreos that fast before.
Sagittarius - The lady watching you at the gym isn't admiring your squats. She's considering calling you an ambulance.
Capricorn - You’re not sure what "gimmicky charisma" your grandmother is talking about, but she sure holds it against you.
Aquarius - As the zombie lunges to sink its jaws into your shoulder, you’ll realize it’s only an trenchcoat hanging on a mopstick.
Pisces - As you snap out of your daze, you'll understand that this one joint is the only thing keeping you from yelling at everyone like Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Cop.
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